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2.37sI'm fooling around.
2.74sCome on, sweetie. Let's have some fun.
1.6sLois, I'm gay.
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2.9sWait a minute, you mean we can't have sex?
1.13sNo!
1.67sBut, Peter, we're married.
2.24sTony Randall was married, Lois. Rock Hudson was married.
1.03sRonald Reagan was married.
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2.57sMr. President, did you reach a missile pact?
5.61sWell, you could say that. There was a missile and something definitely got packed.
3.67s(BOTH LAUGHING) Did you discuss ICBMs?
1.63sWell, I did see a BM.
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2.9sSo, would you consider this a successful summit?
2.53sOh! Yes. I summitted three times.
1.03sAre you finished with the butt-fucking puns?
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3.1sJust tell me, Doctor. Is there anything you can do to remove this gene?
2.23sWell, Mrs. Griffin, it doesn't really work that way.
2.04sWe just have to wait for the effects to wear off.
1.27sWell, how long will that take?
2.27sA week, a month, a year?
2.54sFive hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?