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2.37sI'm fooling around.
2.74sCome on, sweetie. Let's have some fun.
1.6sLois, I'm gay.
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2.9sWait a minute, you mean we can't have sex?
1.13sNo!
1.67sBut, Peter, we're married.
2.24sTony Randall was married, Lois. Rock Hudson was married.
1.03sRonald Reagan was married.
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2.57sMr. President, did you reach a missile pact?
5.61sWell, you could say that. There was a missile and something definitely got packed.
3.67s(BOTH LAUGHING) Did you discuss ICBMs?
1.63sWell, I did see a BM.
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2.9sSo, would you consider this a successful summit?
2.53sOh! Yes. I summitted three times.
1.03sAre you finished with the butt-fucking puns?
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3.1sJust tell me, Doctor. Is there anything you can do to remove this gene?