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2.3sNow, take these baseball bats and get to it.
6.07s(HARRY GASPING) All right. Good so far. No, no, no, don't use the bats like that!
1.9sNo, no. Don't use them like that, either!
2.9sAll right, look. Just put them down and use your fists.
3.07sNo, no, no, not like that!
3.34sAll right. This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man.
4.04sPeter, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it.
1.97sTonight me and my friends, Paulie and Matty,
2.24sare going out to drink a ton of beers.
4.2sTonight my friends and I are going out, but we're not drinking because those are empty calories.
3.84sThen we'll play full contact football in the park with no pads or helmets.
2.97sThen we're gathering at Alan and Omar's for Bad Movie Night.
3.3sThen it's straight to the bars to find loose women to have sex with.
3.87sThen it's straight to the gym for three hours of crunches and extended eye contact with strangers.
1.6sPeter!
1.7sOh! Don't give me that look, Tony. That's exactly what you said.
1.37sI said it right back to you.
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5.54s(KNOCK ON DOOR) Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you people, but I didn't know where else to go.