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1.6sI just wish there was something we could do.
3.44sWell, there is, Brian. I looked into it. Straight Camp.
1.03sStraight Camp?
1.97sYeah. It's where gays go to get cured.
1.37sThis is dated last year.
2.4sI just... I just had it lying around.
2.7s(SIGHS) I don't know. Goes against everything I believe in.
2.03sBut at this point, I'm willing to try anything.
1.33s(SIXTEEN GOING ON SEVENTEEN PLAYING ON RADIO)
2.24sI am sixteen going on seventeen
2.07sI know that I'm naive
3.3s(KNOCK AT DOOR) Oh! For the love of penis.
1.8sFellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
1.13sAnd willingly...
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1.94sWhat the... Where am I?
1.53sThis is Straight Camp, Peter.
2.97sI'm sorry, but I'm doing this for Lois. By the time you get out of here,
1.77syou're gonna be back to your old self again.
1.77sWelcome to Straight Camp, everyone.
3.3sYou're all here because you've made a choice to renounce your evil, sinful ways,
3.47sand redeem yourselves in the eyes of your Lord and savior, Jesus Christ,
2.9swho hates many people, but none more than homosexuals.
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