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1.93sYou'll die. You'll die if you do that.
2.07sCan somebody from Wardrobe get me a scarf?
3.27sI'm still gonna... I'll just talk louder.
2sBen Affleck married Jennifer Garner,
2.97sbut you married a bartender with a kid.
1.7sThese are facts.
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1.23sSo what do I gotta do, Doc?
1.57sYou don't have to do anything, Mr. Griffin.
3sWe're isolating and studying the effects of various types of genes.
3.7sWe're just going to give you a series of experimental injections and record the results.
2.8s- What's this one? - We call this the squirrel gene.
3.07sIts effects will become apparent shortly.
2.47s(CHIRPING)
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0.9sOkay, what's next?
1.73sThis is the Seth Rogen gene.
1.67sIt will give you the appearance of being funny,
3.44seven though you haven't actually done anything funny.
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1.83sHey, Doc. Are we gonna be much longer?
3sI gotta get some beers with the fellows before I go out on this date.
3.94s(LAUGHS) How charming and chubby. I'm rooting for you.
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