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3.6sThis whole place is a giant mindfuck.
1.73sBoy, I've never been in the owner's box.
2.1sWe're gonna get a great view of the track from up here.
2.74sThis is gonna be a great race.
2.47sHey, what... What are you doing? Get down there.
1.37sWhere's your midget?
2.43sSorry, boss. Had to pee. Come on, you.
1.57s
1.03sGuess he's got a small bladder.
2.8s(LAUGHING) Little tiny guy. Gotta go all the time.
2.8s(CHUCKLING) Even though he's got to race, he couldn't hold it.
1.47s
1.17sMmm-hmm.
1.33s(BELL RINGING)
0.93sANNOUNCER ON PA: And they're off!
1.77sGo, horsey, go!
2.7sGod, it even runs like it's messed up in the head.
3.63s
3.7sIs there a reason all the horses are named after canceled Fox shows?
1.33sANNOUNCER: Kitchen Confidential is in the lead,
1.97sfollowed by The Wedding Bells, followed by Happy Hour,
2.43sfollowed by The War at Home, followed by Drive, followed by The Winner,
2.77sfollowed by Life on a Stick, followed by The Loop, followed by Head Cases,
2.57sfollowed by Standoff, followed by Vanished, followed by Free Ride,
2.87sfollowed by Method & Red, followed by Tru Calling, followed by Quintuplets,
2.5sfollowed by Stacked, followed by Justice, followed by North Shore,