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1.6sWell, you know, it doesn't have to be.
2.94sOne trick I used to use is turning things into a word problem.
6.07sFor example, if there are three glory holes in the bathroom at the club and 28 guys at the circuit party,
3.67show many rotations of guys will it take before everybody's had a turn?
2.64sI don't know. Nine, with a remainder of Brent.
1.23sOh!
2.07s'Cause Brent can't fit in the glory hole
1.5sAnd that's why we all like Brent
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5.1sANNOUNCER ON TV: We now return to That Black Guy Must Be Doing Well Because Everything He Owns is White.
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1.5sHey, how you doing?
2.8sWow, he must be doing well.
3.67sWell, here's the new nightie you picked out for me. What do you think?
4.04sI think I'm jealous of Miss "Eats anything she wants and still fits into a size four."
1sI could scratch your eyes out.
5.97s(MEOWS) (CHUCKLES) You know, Peter, with all the shopping and cooking and decorating,
6sI have to say I'm really liking the new you an awful lot. An awful lot.