4.54sA grand slam blern! The Mets lose! Their season is over,
4sand no question, Leela, the first woman ever to reach the majors,
4.35swill go down as the single worst player in the history of blernsball.
4.35sShe's taught the world that being a bum knows no gender.
3.37sAnd yet, tonight we have witnessed the beginning...