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2.38sAnd here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt.
2.17sIt's even a crummy hologram.
3.7sI'm not a hologram, though I am crummy. Hank Aaron XXIV.
5sHank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great.
4sNo, I was better than great. I was the home run king.
2.09sNeat!
1.78sSo, Hank-- the bad Hank--
3.77sjust how blowful were you? Well, I had a low batting average.
5.09sLow? It was zero, you fungo. You went your whole career without getting a hit.
3.24sLeela can beat that. She's pitched her whole career without getting an out.
2.6sYou stink, lady!
3.17sHey, junior. She belongs in the exhibit instead of you.
3.35sForget it. This job's too cushy to give up.
4.44sAh, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth.
3.85sLook, I don't wanna be in this exhibit. That's why I need your help--
3sso I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you.
4.2sOh, I can't help you play better than Tiny Iota. That guy was great.
2.49sBut I'll teach you everything I know.