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2.09sNeat!
1.78sSo, Hank-- the bad Hank--
3.77sjust how blowful were you? Well, I had a low batting average.
5.09sLow? It was zero, you fungo. You went your whole career without getting a hit.
3.24sLeela can beat that. She's pitched her whole career without getting an out.
2.6sYou stink, lady!
3.17sHey, junior. She belongs in the exhibit instead of you.
3.35sForget it. This job's too cushy to give up.
4.44sAh, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth.
3.85sLook, I don't wanna be in this exhibit. That's why I need your help--
3sso I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you.