2.62sThat's statistically impossible.
3.04sIn 77 innings, you haven't gotten a single out.
4.2sAt this rate, you're sure to go down as the worst blernsball player of all time!
2.62sOh. Then I have a new vow.
5.94sI solemnly swear I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time!