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5.59sOh, you mean I'd be the first woman ever to play major league blernsball?
2.67sWell, yeah. But basically, you'd just be a publicity stunt.
3.3sI figure a one-eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak-show crowd.
4.5sWow! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball!
0.51sAgain, yeah. But basically, you'd just be--
2.96sYippee!
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4.64sTa-da! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball!
1.64sHow do I look?
1.18sLike a sexy Yogi Berra.
2.5sEh, why is your number "7/8"?
2.07sAll the whole numbers have been retired.
3.55sWell, I must say, I'm impressed. You look just like a ballplayer.