3.9sAh, here we are-- the worst player in history.
3.94sIf I can be just a little better than him, I can slink away with my head held high.
4.3sIt says he once struck out when his tongue got stuck to an unusually cold bat.
2.38sAnd here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt.
2.17sIt's even a crummy hologram.
3.7sI'm not a hologram, though I am crummy. Hank Aaron XXIV.