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3.44sWe come-a to Earth to start new life,
2.37sraise fat, spoiled Earth kids,
4.9shang many underwear from Earth clothesline, live Earthican dream.
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3.44sAw, don't cry, foreign people. I used to work in a pizzeria,
2.47sand as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,
2.63sI'm gonna teach you to sell pizza, Earth-style.
3.04sOh, thank you, magic biped!
1.83sMm-mm-mm!
2.27sYou save us-a, sir.
3.6sIf we cannot-a make-a Earth-a pizza, our dream-a will die,
3.69sjust like rats we crush to make the wine.
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3.27sFor starters, only use quality ingredients.
2.25sCase in point, no more live bees.
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3.94sOregano works equally well. And when you put pizzas in the oven, don't get in with them.
2.17sHey! Occupato.