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0.52sTake your base.
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4.57sPlease, lady! I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Ow!
1.62sApparently not.
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2.94sHeh heh! Check out the one-eyed bean machine!
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2.84sHooray! I make-a score point!
3.6sLeela, you beaned a run in. You better let me pitch.
4.09sBut I've got a no-hitter going! You're right.
0.41sHere.
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1.65sYea!
3.25sDon't take her out! She's a firecracker!
4.3sExcuse me. I'd like to talk to you. Am I under arrest?
5.29sWait. I know you. You're the sleazebag who owns the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.
3.69sNot anymore. Now I'm the sleazebag who owns the New New York Mets.
2.74sThe Mets? Those bums are worse than me.
5.22sClose to it. But they don't draw a crowd like you, which is why I wanna sign you to the team.
5.59sOh, you mean I'd be the first woman ever to play major league blernsball?