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3.35sYou are! What about that little girl you visited in the hospital?
2.03sYou know the one I mean-- the one who died?
3.84sYou're right. I can't let people down anymore.
5.39sAs God is my witness, I vow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere.
4.54sI will become the best blernsball player of all time!
2.62sThat's statistically impossible.
3.04sIn 77 innings, you haven't gotten a single out.
4.2sAt this rate, you're sure to go down as the worst blernsball player of all time!
2.62sOh. Then I have a new vow.
5.94sI solemnly swear I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time!
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