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1.08sLa, la, la, la, la.
3.17sRegular life La, la, la, la, la, la...
4.4s(SCREAMS) And then somebody replaced Meg's sleeping pills with Alka-Seltzer.
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1.83sPeople are gonna miss me when I'm...
5.61s(BELCHES) Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for those things.
1.73sSometimes you just...
1.97sWhoa, that was close.
2.2sYeah, how'd that thing fall over?
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2.4sOkay, who replaced my glasses with forks?
3.27sI mean, they're real good for seeing forks but not much else.
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2.22sLOIS: Peter, can you come down to the laundry room?
1.03s(SIGHS) Son of a bitch.
1.6sIf she washed my belt again,
3.12sI am gonna hit her with my dry, withered belt.
2.79sWhat is it, Lois? I was watching...
3sWhoa, Lois, what the hell are you doing?
3.22sDo me, Peter, do me right here in the basement.