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1.2sWhat? What do you mean, what?
2.3sYou replaced my Jack Daniels with flat Diet Coke.
1.2sNo, I didn't.
2.47sAnd you're noticing this at 8:20 in the morning?
2.17sWhat has happened to your life? Do you need to talk?
1.47sJust stay away from my booze!
1.02sIt wasn't me, Brian.
1.6sWell, if it wasn't you, who was it?
2.09sI mean, there's a lot of weird stuff going on around here lately.
2.27sJust yesterday, somebody gave Peter a "hot-butt."
1.08sLa, la, la, la, la.
3.17sRegular life La, la, la, la, la, la...
4.4s(SCREAMS) And then somebody replaced Meg's sleeping pills with Alka-Seltzer.
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1.83sPeople are gonna miss me when I'm...
5.61s(BELCHES) Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for those things.
1.73sSometimes you just...
1.97sWhoa, that was close.
2.2sYeah, how'd that thing fall over?
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2.4sOkay, who replaced my glasses with forks?
3.27sI mean, they're real good for seeing forks but not much else.
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