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3.3sI will take such loving care of this wonderful little gift.
1.8sAnd when you wake up, well-rested,
3.8syour precious little baby will be smiling as bright as the sun.
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1.43sIt's dead.
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2.08sAnd while I remind you I can't read yet,
1.99sI can only imagine Madeline would say,
3.8s"Take me out of this disgusting French hospital "and find me some real parents."
2.27s(GRUNTS IN PAIN) Paper cut!
1.42sA razor blade?
3.49sWho the hell uses a razor blade as a bookmark?
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1.47sAll right, very funny, Stewie.
1.2sWhat? What do you mean, what?
2.3sYou replaced my Jack Daniels with flat Diet Coke.
1.2sNo, I didn't.
2.47sAnd you're noticing this at 8:20 in the morning?