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3.8sGuys, I, uh... I gotta go shoot one into the sink.
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0.98sWhat's going on?
2.07sMom's acting and dressing like a 20-year-old.
1.6sI know, and I'm worried about her.
1.97sYou can't just pretend to be something you're not.
2.75sYes, just ask Edward Scissorhands.
2.25sOkay, now, I'm an excellent night nurse,
3.9sso you two get some much-deserved sleep and don't worry about a thing.
3.3sI will take such loving care of this wonderful little gift.
1.8sAnd when you wake up, well-rested,
3.8syour precious little baby will be smiling as bright as the sun.
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1.43sIt's dead.
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2.08sAnd while I remind you I can't read yet,
1.99sI can only imagine Madeline would say,
3.8s"Take me out of this disgusting French hospital "and find me some real parents."
2.27s(GRUNTS IN PAIN) Paper cut!
1.42sA razor blade?
3.49sWho the hell uses a razor blade as a bookmark?
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