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3.44sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.57sAll the things that make us
1.5sLaugh and cry
5.05sHe's a family guy
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2.82sAll right, I'm going to the store. Anybody need anything?
2.53sYeah, can you get me a chess set and a backwards hat?
3.27sI got some inner-city school kids I gotta inspire tomorrow.
2.28sOkay, Darius, point to the king.
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2.67sThat's right. It's you.
3.32sHey, Lois. Doesn't somebody have a birthday coming up this week?
2.2sIt's nice of you to remember, Brian,
2.17sbut, frankly, I'd rather let this one slip by.
2.37sI don't need to be reminded how old I'm gettin'.
1.18sYou know, it's funny.
1.75sYou keep so busy with your kids,
3.47stime just seems to slip away, and then you turn around one day and...
2.1sOkay, bye. Stop making noise.
0.98s(SIGHS)
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1.72sYou know, Peter, I know Lois is downplaying it,