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1.84s(CRUNCHING SOUND) Ow! Son of a bitch!
2.74s(GRUNTS IN PAIN) Oh, my God, Stewie, are you all right?
2.7sNice throw, Casey Anthony.
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4.59sOh, my God, I hope the guys at Sears portrait studio will be able to retouch this.
3.34sWhat am I saying? Of course they will. They're Sears.
1sWhat the deuce?
1.4sWell, hello there.
1.8sI say, you're a cute little fellow.
2.74sTell me something, what do you think about Rose McGowan?
2.03sYeah, she makes my turtlehead go in, too.
2.07sHow about Michelle Rodriguez?
1.63sYeah, me too, kind of, right?
4.3sYou know, she's got a cute tomboy thing where you feel like you could play softball with her,
2.8sand then later on, give her the old sausage.
1.05sI like you.
1.68sI can tell we're going to be good friends.
3.35sWe've got that unspoken bond that all bald guys have.
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