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2.05sOkay, just get your pants off, hon.
1.8sStop right there! Get away from her!
0.47sPeter?
0.63sWho are you?
1.23sHow'd you get in here?
2.9sStep away from my wife, you acorn-penised beauty!
3.04sLook, I swear. Nothing happened. Just relax, old man.
1.33sOld man?
1.8sWhat, you think you're not gonna get old, you little bastard?
3s(GRUNTING) And, Lois, I've had enough of you, too!
2.17sNow, you come home and start acting your age!
2.03sNo, Peter. I don't want to act my age,
1.47sand you don't want that either.
2.57sOtherwise, you wouldn't have called me an old plow horse.
2.84sLook, I didn't mean to say that. I was a jerk.
1.7sBut isn't this what you want?
2.54sDon't you want me to stay young and exciting?
1.12sWell, I thought I did.
3.47sI mean, every guy who's been married a while thinks he wants a hot, young chick,
1.37sbut after you spend an hour with one of them,
1.47syou want to blow your brains out.
3.25sBut, Peter, I was just doing this to make you happy.
1.62sYou do make me happy, Lois.
2.27sYou're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
1.23sThat's sweet.
2.57sBut you got to admit, I'm not what I used to be.
1.23sWell, neither am I.
3.17s(ROARING) I used to be a lion tamer.