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1.53sI don't believe we've met yet. I'm Carter.
1.2sUh, I'm Chris.
1.13sCARTER: Nice to meet you.
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1.08sALL: Surprise!
1.82sYay! Birthday!
1.47s(GASPS) Oh, my God!
1.47sHappy birthday, Lois!
1.77sYou guys shouldn't have done this!
2.85sHey, anytime you can celebrate the end of someone's periods.
2.27sEveryone, everyone, I have something to say.
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2.74s"To my dearest Lois on her birthday.
2s"What a journey we've had together.
2.64s"You know, life has a way of changing things.
7.44s"What were once two firm, impressive mountain peaks "have become a barren, strip-mined, muddy landslide "that droops ever downward.
8.71s"What were once pink and succulent rose petals "now take the form of the shredded, raggedy, blown-out end piece "of a practical joker's exploding cigar."