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3.02sTom, I'm standing here at the Quahog Civic Center,
3.34sawash in a pool of prepubescent sexual moisture.
3.54s(WHOOPING) We love you, Justin!
1.08sLook! That's Mom!
1.53sOh, my God! What the hell?
1.87sShe's at a Justin Bieber concert?
1.9sJustin Bieber's so yesterday.
2.2sI'm all about Quentin Vashay now.
1.33sWho's Quentin Vashay?
1.37sExactly.
1.08sWhat's going on?
1.87sDo we have to get a new mom now?
0.88sNo, Chris.
2.1sI'm gonna go get our old mom back.
1.65sIf I'm the one who made her feel this way,
1.85sthen I'm the one who's got to fix it.
1.32sBrian, keys!
1.45sChris, beer!
2.2sMeg, ugly!
2.08s
1.28sMmm-hmm. Yes.
1.27sYes, I see.
4.37sRupert, the man from the newspaper would like a quote from you about my dancing abilities.
1sRupert?
0.98sWhere'd you go?
0.54s
0.89s
1.9sMagnolia Cupcakes?
0.71s
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1.92s(SCREAMS) Rupert! Oh, my God!
1.4sOh, my God, no!