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3.39sBut look who just got herself a sick new tat.
1.57sMEG: Oh, my God, Mom!
1.65sI know, I can't believe it either.
2.83sI guess one of my flaws is I'm just kind of brave.
1.58sNo, that's great actually,
3.1sbecause now anyone walking behind you will know that you had $60.
1.55sWow! That is awesome, Lois!
2.17sYour bum looks like an NBA guy's arm.
3.3sExcept it's not payin' someone to install a PlayStation in a car.
1.65sLois, you do know that's permanent?
3.34sGood. Then that means my ass is gonna look young forever.
2.44s
3.8sGuys, I, uh... I gotta go shoot one into the sink.
1.34s
0.98sWhat's going on?
2.07sMom's acting and dressing like a 20-year-old.
1.6sI know, and I'm worried about her.
1.97sYou can't just pretend to be something you're not.
2.75sYes, just ask Edward Scissorhands.
2.25sOkay, now, I'm an excellent night nurse,
3.9sso you two get some much-deserved sleep and don't worry about a thing.
3.3sI will take such loving care of this wonderful little gift.
1.8sAnd when you wake up, well-rested,
3.8syour precious little baby will be smiling as bright as the sun.