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1.77sIt doesn't make you any less of a man.
2.22sThough it did get me some action.
3.62sI like a man who's flexible.
1.23sYour attention, please.
6.91sAs captain of this vessel the terrible burden of naming a limbo contest winner is mine and mine alone.
2.34sShouldn't you be steering between the comets?
1.37sAnd the winner is--
1.33sLeela.
1.64s
1.7sBut I didn't even limbo.
1.27sNo matter.
3.34sI know from personal experience how horizontal you can get.
5.67sAs your reward, you and that hair pile are invited to dine at the captain's table this evening.
1.13sWhoo!
3.29sWell, now you know--
1.2sI'm not actually rich.
2.3sI'm a fraud,
1.92sa poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
3.99sThis isn't even a real bow tie, it's magnetic.
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2.4sBender, I don't care whether you have money.
4.14sI love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator.
0.93sYou do?
1.08sReally?
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