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1.56sThis isn't a fucking chocolate factory.
1.43sI don't have time.
4.44sDidn't you say time goes more slowly in the miniverse relative to the real world?
2.3sYes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me ofthat.
2.43sGreat President. All right, let's go.
1.49sWhoa-Oh!
2.09sHold on to something.
3.76sI put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field until a world developed.
7.1sI then introduced the people ofthis world to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device I call a flooble crank.
6.9sWhat they don't know is that 80% of every crank's energy output gets channeled out of the miniverse to be used by us,
1.63sNo more gooble boxes.
1.73sRICK: I gotta tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect,
2.4sI really think what you're doing here is unethical.
1.4sIt's not cool. What?!
4.63sY-Y-You got the people on this world slaving away making your power.
1.52sI mean, that's what I call slavery.
3.96sNo, no, no, they work for each other in exchange for money, which they then --
3.2sWell, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
3.77sEek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college.
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