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3.59sLise, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
2.24sIt's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel.
4.3sIn the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted.
1.57sI see.
3.24sEver since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity.
4.4sYou've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society.
0.47sWhat's the answer?
4.04sThis is your chance to develop a new and better identity.
2.69sMay I suggest good-natured doormat?
1.83sSounds good, Sis. just tell me what to do.
3.87sSpringfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday...