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0.65sMarge, can I go outside and play?
2.2sShh.
3.32sA few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.
4.67sThen Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine.
4.34sAhh! Sweet liquor eases the pain.
2.79sAnd now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you"...
1.8sin "impr-you-vement."
3.87sBrad Goodman. Thank you so much, Troy.
3.32sAnd, by the way, I'm not happy you're still drinking.
3.07sBut, at least you're down to one from more than 50.
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3.87sFolks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
5sWell, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training,"
4.84sbut I'll tell you one thing, I'm a Ph.D.... in pain.
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