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1.57sI see.
3.24sEver since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity.
4.4sYou've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society.
0.47sWhat's the answer?
4.04sThis is your chance to develop a new and better identity.
2.69sMay I suggest good-natured doormat?
1.83sSounds good, Sis. just tell me what to do.
3.87sSpringfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday...
2swhenever you feel like showing up.
3.17sIt'll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival,
2.94sstarted by German settlers in 1946.
3.05sIf elected mayor...
4.45smy first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders.
2.05sMike's on. I know it's on.