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2.57sYou're damn right it is. You can't thank us enough.
2.6sEvery generation stinks but ours!
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4.47sUh-oh. Sounds like America's enemies are at it again.
3.7sGreatest generation to the rescue!
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0.42sAnd when I come back, I want a foot rub.
3.47sYes, master.
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2.48sGeneral, I hereby surrender.
4.14sOw! Not the pointed end, you dumb-ass!
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2.48sReinforcements!
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3.64sTanks? Oh, this is just too inaccurate.
2.59sUh, well, then you're definitely not going to like...
2.07smy steam-powered super-spider,
4.4swith the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of ny-lon!
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