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2.05sDie, ya bastard.
0.4sWhoa. Whoa, damn it!
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2.64sFor me, the war is over!
3.8sOh, this battlefield is rife with inaccuracy.
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2.2sYou dead people, stop playing cards!
2.92sAnd Stonewall Jackson, stop Rollerblading!
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1.93sHuh!
2.54sThe South will boogie again.
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2.95sThis was supposed to be a mock battle! Mock!
3.59sDon't worry. I'm just gonna drain the area around your wound.
4sSo cold. So cold.
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3.24sWe are gathered here this Memorial Day...