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2.84sand then I go home to a wife who will not touch me.
3.12sThe Indian rope trick has become the Indian "nope" trick.
2.62sHi-yo!
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4.02sThe Squishee lady! Oh, my God.
0.68sI know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor?
3.7sGo ahead.
0.43sGrape.
1.13sMmm.
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0.65sHello, Annette.
2.24sHow's life, handsome?
2.27sTake a penny, leave a penny.
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2.44sHey, she called me "handsome."
3.39sShe likes you. Put in a good word for grape.
2.15sCome on, guys. We're gonna be late!
3.02sOkay, okay. Don't go Mary Todd on us.
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4.64sCome on, Barney. If you're gonna be General Grant, you have to have a drink.
4.65sYeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so-- One drink won't hurt.