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2.39sBut I cannot come. I work 22 hours a day,
2.84sand then I go home to a wife who will not touch me.
3.12sThe Indian rope trick has become the Indian "nope" trick.
4.02sThe Squishee lady! Oh, my God.
0.68sI know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor?
2.24sHow's life, handsome?
2.27sTake a penny, leave a penny.
2.44sHey, she called me "handsome."
3.39sShe likes you. Put in a good word for grape.
2.15sCome on, guys. We're gonna be late!
3.02sOkay, okay. Don't go Mary Todd on us.