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4sMarge, why are you crying? You're not in any physical pain--
2.67sthe only kind of pain a man can understand.
3.14sWe have to do something to save that marriage.
3.17sOh, maybe I should just tell Manjula.
0.67sOr you could talk to Apu.
2.74sHe already knows.
0.57sLet's tell Krusty.
2.55sWhat would that accomplish?
3.87sThat guy's hilarious. His reaction would be priceless.
2.34sApu is cheating.
3.42sThat's sad. All those kids.
2.8sI think he's building to something.
1.67s
4.34sSo, anyway, if you take that bottle down and pass it around--
3.47sI know, I know. There will be 47 bottles of beer on the wall. Yes.
3.87sHomer, you did not bring me here for this. What is it that you want to tell me?
2.43sOkay, this isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it.
3.67sLet's say this pepper got married to this salt shaker,
3.15sand along comes sexy Mrs. Dash.
3.55sHomie, it's 11:00 at night. Have you told him yet?
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