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2.73sI write a list of ways he can make it up to me,
2.79sthen I shred the list and put it in his food.
3.42sAll right. We will write a list. At the Golden Banana?
2.3sNo! Oh.
2.65sOver, under, round and round,
3.5sso your feet won't touch the ground.
1.4s
3.47sNow, let's see what awaits me in the next life.
2.5sFirst I was a tiger, a snake,
2.17sa clod, a goat with a hat,
2.35sthen me-- oh-- a tapeworm,
2.42sthen assistant to Lorne Michaels.
3.3sIt's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
1.82s
0.5sManjula!
3.7sOh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen.
3.25sHave you come to forgive me? I am willing to take you back.
0.42sReally?
2.03sProvided you complete these tasks.
3.65s"Number one, break up with Squishee girl." Well, that's a no-brainer.
1.93s"Number two, lose weight.
2.97s"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.
4.14s"Number four, legally change name to 'Slime Q. Slimedog.'