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3.47sNow, let's see what awaits me in the next life.
2.5sFirst I was a tiger, a snake,
2.17sa clod, a goat with a hat,
2.35sthen me-- oh-- a tapeworm,
2.42sthen assistant to Lorne Michaels.
3.3sIt's going to be a rough couple of lifetimes.
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0.5sManjula!
3.7sOh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen.
3.25sHave you come to forgive me? I am willing to take you back.
0.42sReally?
2.03sProvided you complete these tasks.
3.65s"Number one, break up with Squishee girl." Well, that's a no-brainer.
1.93s"Number two, lose weight.
2.97s"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.
4.14s"Number four, legally change name to 'Slime Q. Slimedog.'
3.27sNumber five, wear name tag that says same."
4.1sI know a great name tag place. They do fabulous work.