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2.6sI need some supplies: a keg of beer...
2.4sand a six-pack to hold me till I tap the keg.
1.72sHere you go.
0.27sThanks.
2.63sAre you sure you don't wanna come? In a Civil War reenactment,
2.13swe need lots of Indians to shoot.
3.52sI-- I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first.
2.39sBut I cannot come. I work 22 hours a day,
2.84sand then I go home to a wife who will not touch me.
3.12sThe Indian rope trick has become the Indian "nope" trick.
2.62sHi-yo!
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4.02sThe Squishee lady! Oh, my God.
0.68sI know you must get this all the time, but can I suggest a flavor?
3.7sGo ahead.
0.43sGrape.
1.13sMmm.
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0.65sHello, Annette.
2.24sHow's life, handsome?
2.27sTake a penny, leave a penny.
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2.44sHey, she called me "handsome."
3.39sShe likes you. Put in a good word for grape.