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2.97s"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.
4.14s"Number four, legally change name to 'Slime Q. Slimedog.'
3.27sNumber five, wear name tag that says same."
4.1sI know a great name tag place. They do fabulous work.
1.68sIt's where I got this.
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1.97sSo our relationship is over.
2.73sIs that what you're saying? Yes, I'm afraid so.
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2.97sWell, we had fun. Hey, Apu,
2.2sI think she likes you.
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2.72sUh-eww! This Squishee's awful.
1.73sI only sell Smooshies now.
2.27sSquishees reminded me of my misdeeds.
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3.44sMy Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag.