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0.42sReally?
2.03sProvided you complete these tasks.
3.65s"Number one, break up with Squishee girl." Well, that's a no-brainer.
1.93s"Number two, lose weight.
2.97s"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.
4.14s"Number four, legally change name to 'Slime Q. Slimedog.'
3.27sNumber five, wear name tag that says same."
4.1sI know a great name tag place. They do fabulous work.
1.68sIt's where I got this.
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1.97sSo our relationship is over.
2.73sIs that what you're saying? Yes, I'm afraid so.
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2.97sWell, we had fun. Hey, Apu,
2.2sI think she likes you.
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2.72sUh-eww! This Squishee's awful.
1.73sI only sell Smooshies now.
2.27sSquishees reminded me of my misdeeds.
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3.44sMy Smooshie tastes like a shopping bag.
2.05sMine tastes like dog fur!
3.65sYes, but look at the deliveryman. He-- He is hideous.