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3.12sThere's only one man who can settle an argument this bizarre.
3.54sJerry! Jerry! Jerry!
1.6s
2.97sOkay, we're back. Homer, how did it feel to learn...
3.09syour baby was fathered by a drooling space octopus?
3.59sIt made me angry, Jerry. Angry and tired.
2.05sWell, you're about to get a whole lot angrier...
2.57sbecause we have the extramarital extraterrestrial backstage...
2.6sin a soundproof booth where he can't hear us.
2.2sI hear all.
2.3sLadies and gentlemen, meet Kang.
3.64sHey! Yeah!
2.74s
3.57sMmm. Whoo!
2.87sOne-eyed, two-timing-- I'm gonna--
5.44sOh, yeah? Well-- hyperbolic paraboloid-- your mama.