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2.5sOh, you look lovely this evening.
3.04sHave you decreased in mass? I tried to resist,
3.54sbut they applied powerful mind-confusion techniques.
2.15sLook! Behind you!
3.7sInsemination complete. Really? That seemed awfully quick.
0.48sWhat are you implying?
1.5sNothing. Nothing.
1.78sWhoa. Wow. Look at the time.
3.24sI'd love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow.
3.77sYou're a super girl though. I'll call you sometime.
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3.22sNine months later, I gave birth to Maggie.
3.07sAnd now she must return home to Rigel VII...
5swhere she will be guaranteed a lucrative civil service job for life.
1.88sWell, we can't compete with that, but--
3.49sBut nothing. Get your slime-less hands off her.
3.19sPeople! People! Space monsters. This is going nowhere.
3.12sThere's only one man who can settle an argument this bizarre.
3.54sJerry! Jerry! Jerry!