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4.42sHow could you?
3.85sWas he better than me? It all happened about two years ago.
2.97sThere I was having a great time in the backyard,
3.45swhen without warning, I was abducted by aliens.
4.05sWarning! Warning! Prepare to be abducted.
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2.35sHuh?
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5.41sCongratulations. You have been selected for our crossbreeding program.
1.85sTo put you at ease, we have re-created...
4.29sthe most common spawning locations of your species.
3.34sYou may choose either the backseat of a Camaro,
3.3san airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding...
2.94sor the alley behind a porno theater.
3.97sI absolutely refuse to go along with this.
3.32sBut since I have no choice, I'll take the alley.
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