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4.62sNo. No. No!
5.57sAnd the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.
3.5sOn a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
2.64sOh, my God!
2.57sThat's horrible. Who will run the Kwik-E-Mart?
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5.34sI'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer.
2.1sLooks to me like he suffered a lot, Chief.
3.97sAh, geez, Lou. How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing?
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2sWho'd do such a thing?
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1.72sAh, mornin', Homer.
2.57sAh, you're looking unusually focused this morning.
2.7sShut your squeal-hole, booze jockey.
2.3sI'm gonna, like, totally waste you.