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1.85sTo put you at ease, we have re-created...
4.29sthe most common spawning locations of your species.
3.34sYou may choose either the backseat of a Camaro,
3.3san airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding...
2.94sor the alley behind a porno theater.
3.97sI absolutely refuse to go along with this.
3.32sBut since I have no choice, I'll take the alley.
2.36s
2.42sInitiate fertilization procedure.
2.45s
2.5sOh, you look lovely this evening.
3.04sHave you decreased in mass? I tried to resist,
3.54sbut they applied powerful mind-confusion techniques.
2.15sLook! Behind you!
3.7sInsemination complete. Really? That seemed awfully quick.
0.48sWhat are you implying?
1.5sNothing. Nothing.
1.78sWhoa. Wow. Look at the time.
3.24sI'd love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow.
3.77sYou're a super girl though. I'll call you sometime.
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