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1.72s(ALL SCREAMING)
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2.94s(MOANING) Whoa, paramedics, come on down!
3.14s(LAUGHING)
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1.23sMom, oh, my God, guess what!
2.5sOh, God! You scared the shit out of me.
2.09sYou know that essay about hope I had to write?
2.4sWell, the principal said it was the best one in the class,
3.52sand he wants me to read it aloud to introduce the President!
1.88sChris, that's incredible!
2.2sRemember when I used to come to school to wipe you,
4.37sand I'd say, "Someday I won't have to wipe you anymore "and you'll do great things"?
2.55sWell, this has been a big year for us.
1.7sWait a second. Give me that.
3.92s"Hope pushes the caterpillar through the cocoon "and drives the salmon upstream."
2.75sI wrote that! You stole this from me.
2.1sHey, you didn't say I couldn't use it.
4.59sBut now you get to meet the President of the United States because of what I wrote.
2.07sI bet you don't even know what his first name is.
1.9sI... I don't know... Mike?
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