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2.47sWell, the truth is you folks are my only remaining patients.
1.67sI couldn't afford to lose two of you.
1.57sWhat do you mean, two of us?
2.17sWell, chances are Peter never would have survived the surgery.
2.54sI mean, I mean, dog kidneys?
2.2sI'm not even sure dogs have kidneys.
1sDo dogs have kidneys?
1.03sYes.
2.23sThis... This is the guy.
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2.24sOh, my God, Brian...
1.03sYou're gonna live!
2.29s(INDISTINCT, HAPPY TALKING) Oh, I love you!
0.8sI love you!
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1.3sGood evening, ladies and gentlemen.
4.74sI'm happy to welcome you all here to our auditorium for something that's not a terrible play.
4.69sIn fact, tonight we're graced with the presence of our Commander in Chief.
3.94sBut first, to introduce him is a very talented young man,
2.3sJames Woods' own Chris Griffin.
2.97s(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) Thank you, Principal Shepherd.
2.67sMy sister Meg will be helping me introduce the President,
3.1ssince we wrote this essay together.