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1.69sWhere... Where am I?
2.4sWe're at the playground, Brian. I kidnapped you.
3.54sYou and I are going to spend the rest of our lives living right here under the slide.
1.87sStewie, what the hell? Are you out of your mind?
1.48sI most certainly am not!
2.03sI know what you're planning to do, and I won't allow it!
2.77sYou're not going to kill yourself for that fat bastard!
2.84sLook, I've made up my mind, all right? Now untie me.
3.23sNo, I will not! How dare you make plans to abandon me!
2.22sCome on, you, you can live without a dog, Stewie,
1.87sbut you can't live without a father.
3.57sAnd besides, how exactly do you think we're supposed to live here on the playground?
2.97sWe'll do fine, Brian! Everything is right here where we need it!
3.2sThe jungle gym is the grocery store, the swing set is the mall,
1.57sthe seesaw is the post office,
2.07sand the sandbox is our summer home.
2.97sCan you believe it, Brian? We... We have a summer home!
1.33sI mean, yes, we'll...
1.7sWe'll have to rent it out some years to help pay for...
1.27sOh, no, wait, no, we won't,
2.1sbecause I'm a famous race car driver. I forgot!
2.13sStewie, you're not a race car driver.
3.67sAnd if you don't let me go right now, you're gonna lose your dad.
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