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1.8sDon't girl me with that girl stuff.
1.27sBender and me are guys.
1.57sGuys don't have feelings.
2.67sBender's not a guy; he's a robot.
1.6sSame thing.
3.27s
2.67sIt's so big and empty.
2.42s
5.99sMy roommate's gone, and all he left behind was an eyelash and three skin flakes.
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2.09sAw... what's the point?!
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1.6sBender?
2sMy God, you're a mess.
3.29s
1.77sLeave me alone.
1.7sLook at that five o'clock rust.
2.97sYou've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?
3.39sHey... what I don't do is none of your business.
1.9sPlease, Bender, have some malt liquor--